Discordo Discordo mortals would cry, laughing with malice he did let them die.
He secretly took all they had lost.
Gathering riches all with no cost.
Invisible pickpocket now you are done, we take all your coins, every last one.
Under the earth Discordo would wait, looking for bulls with that perfect weight.
Into his dungeon Discordo would lead them.
Covered in oil is how he rode them.
The oil caught fire and so did the horse, but Discordo, he kept humping your horse.
He lays and waits for your complains to make,
then he laughs and says go slide down my stake.
And if the help he give is nothing but fake,
he would not budge nor he would move
and give you lazy excuse and always rude.
he will will take gold your accounts into oblivion,
then bans you for making a complain notion.
one day there to save your pet, the next a stern reply you get what you get!
You say but this is not fair!
because you know he just doesn't care.
He says it's out of his control. But you know he is just one mighty troll.
He secretly commands the creatures of Nave, setting them upon you to send you to the grave!
Always short, always rude, smells like fried chicken, and sounds like a brood.
Naked with only a worn sword to wield
I found a nice horse out in the field
Happy and giddy off I rode
Until suddenly my horse did explode
I screamed to the gods please help
And of in the distance I heard a welp
Hello this is discordo what do you need?
God can you please return me my steed?
Down from the heavens I heard him say
No I can not have a nice day